What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 14:56

Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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